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noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.
Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.
Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings
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The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.
Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
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The table in a school cafeteria where all the druggies and goths sit. The rich and middle class kids love to make fun of this table.
See ghetto
Rich kid 1: Look at the kids at that ghetto table!
Rich kid 2: I know, they're all so poor.
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An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”
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table flirting is when you and another person a few tables away start smiling and looking at eachother every few seconds, but nothing more happens.
Person 1: That guy at the bar last night was totally table flirting with me last night.
Person 2: Awww, sorry nothing happened.
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1. To literally prepare a dining table for a meal.
2. To lay the groundwork for a future event.
eg. Gary believes his wife is setting the table for divorce.
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