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“Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
Opposite day are most likely to be kn tuesdays in canada so be sure that Tuesday is opposite day
Hey bro ur so hot on opposite day
An open-assembly voting strategy in which an item guaranteed to place new tax or other burdens on the town's hardest workers is brought back for a final vote after these riffraff have left to rest up, if not show up, for their next shifts.
Guess what, Tony... that new water works plant passed after we left. We didn't have enough Nays to stop it before we had to leave, and then "opposition attrition" kicked in, leaving the usuals who coulda stayed till noon enough Ayes to ram it through.
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"