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A high school slut who got pregnant and disowned by her parents
Hey look its rita the oven girl
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when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket
girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!
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The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.
I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!
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When you are banging a loose girl, spread her vagina open and fart inside it. Quickly put your penis back in her vagina and have sex with your own fart.
Man, Jenny was over last night, she was sooo lose. I just HAD to give her a Brick Oven! She Loved It!
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Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.
Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.
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While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.
Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.
The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.
The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...
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The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.
"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".
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