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someone who loves all regardless of gender😳🖐
i may be pansexual, but i don’t fuck pans, so shut the fuck up
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Anyone who is sexually attracted to pans.
Person A: Why won’t you do the dishes?
Person B: I’m Pansexual, it always turns me on
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having an unusual affection for pans
Girl: Hey do you want to go on a date?
Me: No sorry I'm pansexual and I already have plans with my stainless steel frypan. We are gonna cook some eggs tonight
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Why is everyone so hot- Wait this isnt google-
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Bi-sexual people who almost always remarkably look like Peter-pan and choose other Peter-pan look-alikes to have sex with. This may or may not occur in large groups which most closely resembles and gathering of woodland elves in heat.
They reject the binary trappings of life that brought us such trivial notions such as computers and the internet.
My girlfriend just told me she's pansexual and I asked her what that meant. She said "We define labels. Labels do not define us.” To which I said, "but you just told me you're pansexual?"
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Someone who only has sex with frying pans.
Dunkey - "This girl is a pansexual, she only has sex with frying pans"
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