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Fuel additive tested on the SR-71 Blackbird to reduce infrared emissions by ionizing the exhaust plumes.
USAF F-15 test pilot: WTF I can't get a lock! That damn panther piss in the SR-71 is screwing up my IR detectors!
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a woman who has fully developed her sexuality and is thus capable of attracting a member of the other sex, henceforth known as prey, on the basis of pure sex appeal. no flagrant flirtation is needed, nor is the overt use of sexual innuendo: the sex panther is captivating on her own terms and needs nothing more than her own sexy self to hunt down her prey and bring it back to the lair for immediate consummation.. i mean, consumption
men want her
women want to be her
Risa was such a sex panther the other night; she captured three different prey within the hour!
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What's the point of Diet Panther Piss? I want the leaded stuff.
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When someone ejaculates a purple ejaculate instead of it's regular white
I think I might die because the last time I jerked off I had some panther rain
The Kinglake Panther is a legend. He is also known as the 'Big Cat', and/or the Mack Daddy. It's said that he take human form and moves with Cat like grace. It's said that sometimes he walks among us, playing footy or cricket and has a way with the ladies. The only way to determine if you are dealing the legit panther, or just a regular legend, is to view his plumbs. If they are unusually large, handsome and caked with hair then your dealing with the real deal.
Kinglake Panther example - Hot girl says 'I had a great root last night'. Ugly friend says "OMG you got Panthered you lucky beyarch'
A man who descends into pit toilets in a campground to watch women pee
Hey, why is Daryl wearing those waders and carrying a flashlight?
Don't you know? Daryl's a pit panther.
When a virus infiltrates High Point University’s impenetrable bubble and infects students
“Is this covid or just another panther plague?”