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A verb tense used to express an action or a condition that occurred in or during the past.
I passed the tense to someone else
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A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
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An easy A
I got an A on my essay which I copied and pasted from the internet
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a male sperm load presented for female enjoyment
Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.
A good lyric me thinks!
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Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.
When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):
"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"
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Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
A type of paste that you put on your tooth brush and then on your teeth and scrub with your tooth brush
i am now going to put my tooth paste on my tooth brush