Dirty pat

A dirty pat is someone with a 7+ inch dick who can fuck a girls pussy till it’s bruised badly

Dude this girl just told me she got the dirty pat and can’t fucking walk

My name is Patrick and I fucked my girl so hard her pussy was bleeding and we went blind I definitely gave her the dirty pat

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Pat Sharp

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

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kicking pat

An Intel Executive who kicked Mike Magee, editor of The Inquirer.

Did you see that! Kicking Pat kicked the Mageek!

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Pat Boone

Racist rhyming slang for a black person

Check out that Pat Boone breaking into that car

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Pat Robertson

The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible

do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!

I gave someone a Pat Robertson.

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Pat Robertson

An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.

Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!

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Big Pat

a legendary being who, much like Superman, has super strength, speed, heat vision, sees through walls, can pave driveways in a single bound, and trap man or beast. One who stands in the way of Big Pat pays the ultimate price.

I was at the bar the other night and I saw like 20 guys jump Big Pat! None of them survived and he didn't even spill his drink!

Big Tough Guy: You better call your daddy or something because someone's gonna need to pick you up off the ground.
Keels: His dad's Big Pat.
Big Tough Guy: Oh shiiiiiiiit really?
Chad: Yeah...
Big Tough Guy: So yeah, here's $10...let's keep this between us.

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