Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

pay premium

Means to pay at maximum offer point.

I'll pay premium for such a good deed!

pay chew

Telling someone to shut their ass in a strong offensive manner

The patois form of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Jene: You have no shame at all! Stop looking like a lost cause.
Me: "Pay Chew!" I don't need your feedback. Smh
Loal: BURNNNNN! rofl

Nerd Pay

A person who uses a pay app from their mobile phone to complete a purchase transaction.

Customer: "Excuse me, am I able to use Google Pay?"
Man next in line: "NERD PAY"

PAY TWICE

Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.

Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"

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pay-date

A variation of prostitution whereby the provider provides no sexual services, but instead provides companionship services, the nature of which mimic a conventional, non-sexual date.

I hired a prostitute to get me off. We went out to the opera and dinner, and she left. What the hell?! I just paid $500 for a pay-date!

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Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

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