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Alison its 2am and i thought of you.. not like i never do.. its boring tumbling all alone now.. as i scroll down my tumblr i see how it used to look like and how it looks like now, before there was even a picture with me smiling, did u kno thts the only picture i have with me and an actual smile? guess who took that picture? guess who caused that smile?<3 i miss you so much and i dont think this counts as a definition for urban dictionary but who cares.. when i hug u in the hallways for those 2 min i see you, i try to cherish it.. i wish tht u could be in my arms forever.. i wish that i could tell u everything i feel, even if i sat at this computer and typed for hours i wouldnt be able to splurge out all my feelings for u on here.. i cant get over you and i hate pretending that idc or that i AM getting over you.. but yea i tried moving on.. but hey what a suprise no1 likes me.. i guess i cant do "so much better than this" huh alison.. i cant do shit.. this just turned to a tornado of my feelings.. im srry. ill try to get happy lol, well as i face and accept my eternal loneliness just dont forget me alison, i will always love you, i dont wanna be a lost memory but a cherished one.. well heres ur 3 page letter.. i feel like sucha pussy when i tear up.. guess i am one. lol, jrfiilfremdc, with love, Squirtle.
Alison taylor peacock is fucking the most amazing girl in the world, and she only deserves the best of the best.
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An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
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When you say it quicker, it sounds like "I suck chrispy cock" it is kinda unknown but funny.
Cashier: Order for Isaac Chris Peacock
That 14 yr old kid: LMAOOOOO
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When a woman is blowing a guy and sticks a feather into his dick and he screams like a peacock
Brad got a Sri lankan peacock form this girl in whistler and hasnt walked right since.
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When one is very pissed off
Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face
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only the greatest sex position yet to be created in your head...
hey let's go upside down peacock tango
what's that?
guess it'll be a surprise for both of us...
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The sexual act of smoking a cigar during intercourse and cramming the non lit end of a cigar into her vagina or anus.
Dude, I just gave Angelique the peacock puff-n-stuff. She smoked half the damn cigar too!
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