A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
Hugging a males penis with the area in or around your vagina. You could also seriously hug the penis with a warm embrace of your arms.You could also hug the penis with your lips and feet.
-"That girl is such a pee pee hugger"
-"Babe,you're the best pee pee hugger ever"
"pee pee hugging is my favorite thing to do on a cold winter day"
The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6
*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
The area a little bit below your stomach and when you press on it you have to pee
( probably only works on women)
*kid jumps on their mother*
Mother: you pressed my pee pee button. I almost pissed myself.
is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out
jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat ☹
Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small
Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger