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An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.
In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.
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A sexual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. It is a variation of anal doggy style. To perform the act, the male or "pitching" partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. The sand is then forcefully inserted into the anus of the female or "receiving" partner. Anal doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles - similar to that of a pelican.
Man: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a Screaming Pelican the other day.
Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?
Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.
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A collection of all the most important pelicans
If your a double hard pelican or you can body-pop (and your a pelican) then you should definitely be on the pelican board
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When a girl sucks a guys balls while he cums on her face/ hair
Bro, at catsparilla Kyles mom gave me like 5 sloppy pelicans before i went to brosaka to get sushi. I don't think she will ever get it all off her face.
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This is another name for a worn out, or overall disgusting, snatch. They are mostly found attached to dirty sluts, and appear in their natural habitat of college bars after 2 AM. May also be used to identify a vagina carrying an STD.
Hey John, did you really have sex with that rusty pelican last night? I guess we should take a trip to the free clinic...
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Someone with a large nose and very long chin.
To basic white girl: "Get your large nose, long chin, stupid ass pelican face outta here."
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jeez with those crutches she looks like a delta pelican
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