someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.
Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert
A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"
Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"
when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert
shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert
Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.
Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.
When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use
Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?
When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms
I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"
If you have downloaded Snapchat, watch out for Snapchat perverts. Snapchat perverts are simply older or younger males or females that have nothing to do besides ask for nudes and send pictures and videos. Be careful who you add because while you can have a lot of fun with Snapchat's filters and effects, there are thirsty people out there. Simply block them.
Her: Ew is that a d*ck pic?
Her friend: Gross, a Snapchat Pervert just texted you! I always block Snapchat perverts!!
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