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Philosophy Weeb

Worst kind of weeb. Watches anime for philosophical analysis. Loves Abraham Lincoln and //.hacksign

Ya know that philosophy weeb who quotes Aristotle all the time?

by WeebEnable630 October 28, 2019


Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.

I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024


07 Philosophy

Having a mindset as though you are still living in 2007. Listening to music from 2007, watching movies from 2007, keeping up with "current events" from 2007, etc.

Person 1: "Bro, I can't wait for Ratatouille to come out next week"
Person 2: "Dude, what do you mean? That came out in 2007."
Person 1: " I'm just trying to live with an 07 Philosophy"

by blabba2 February 17, 2021


Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023


Siomani Philosophy

Siomani Philosophy is ...

Kyle: Bro, this that Siomani Philosophy!
Chad: On god, Siomani Philospohy is life!

by maniactual June 5, 2022


siomani philosophy

the form of gathering and adjusting to the e girl environment. another form of bagging e girls from left to right, top to bottom you name it. the philosophy of a dream one can study, but never understand. the idea of siomani and his philosophy. another form of this can be seen from siomani himself, a meow kink tactic, or a submissive aggressive experimental in-n-out top dominated bottom supporter kink, where siomani performs a act of winning over a e girl in a instant, one can not comprehend.

hey Dennis, am i able to learn of this siomani philosophy?

by brian🗿 June 2, 2022


good doggo philosophy

A belief that one should practice good boi behavior in order to maximize the positive in life.

In addition, you should follow or surround yourself with people who have good boi character and behavior if u are having a hard time escaping bad influences/behavior

She should start using good doggo philosophy because her exes have all been abusive

by Goodboi21 September 3, 2021