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a lame excuse for talking to numerous girls via text...: one person owns a "nice phone" and his friends use it to txt their girlfriends
Marahh: Jason why are u txting so many girls on your phone
Jason: its a community phone my friends share it with me
Marah: yea i bet....
Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.
"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."
The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.
Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
When two friends call each other high and have a meeting
Wanna have phone high?
poop
Anita Poop
Hugh Jass
oh hi.
When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.
"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
A cheap phone that you only give the number to whores, so that they don't bother you on your regular phone.
Hey, that looks like a candidate for my whore phone!
The inablility to talk on the phone due to extreme shyness.
Noel is too phone shy. I cant get her to have phone sex with me.
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