to be hit in rapid succession by two punches
Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?
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boo piece, derived from the word "boo". Pertains to a significant other. also known as "boyfriend" or "girlfriend".
My dad bought his boo piece a louis vuitton luggage set cause he's whipped.
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An amazing anime and manga, created by Eichiro Oda (I think I spelled it right...) The show is about an amatuer pirate called monkey D. Luffy. He's heading for the Grand Line, to find the great treasure, the One Piece. When he finds this treasure, he becomes the pirate king, something he promised the infamous pirate captain, Red-haired Shanks, after he saved luffy's life from a sea kid (a sea monster that swims in the sea, and eats any sailors, pirates or travellers, it comes across) (Well, it's got to eat something!)
Sure, this all sounds amazing, and it is! But In America, 4kids discovered One Piece, and thought they could make money out of it. So 4kids bought the rights, and dubbed One Piece. Unsuspecting viewers expected a great dub, but were instead subjected to dreadful editing, a terrible choice of voice actors, and the simply awful new theme song. The dreaded One Piece rap.
Fortunately, 4kids lost the rights, and Funimation took over. They did a much better job on the show, and brought back many of the viewers that were lost. Unfortunately, the first dub stuck in the minds of some viewers, and they refused to watch it again. Some other viewers didn't watch the funimation dub, but they did go back to english subtitles. Even now, the damage 4kids did has'nt been forgotten.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna watch One Piece?
Friend 2: That depends. Is it the english sub, or the dub?
Friend 1: It's the dub.
Friend 2: Oh please no! Anything but that!
Friend 1: Don't worry! It's the funimation dub!
Friend 2: Well, I suppose I could try it... As long as we don't have to watch the 4kids one.
Friend 1: That will never happen.
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Another name for the greatest manga of all time (GOAT), One Piece. Anyone who reads this manga gets so many bitches, it's unbelievable.
John Smith: Ayo did you peep that new chapter of Goat Piece?
Cole: Nah, I still have to read it
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A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.
"Do you know Doug?"
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?
"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."
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When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.
A: Hey! How did you do on the exam?
B: I got an A. The exam was a piece of cake.
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1. see John Kerry
2. stool sample
1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?
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