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When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
When a person is generally considered not attractive enough to hook up with but they will suffice when it’s late, you’re drunk or if you need a ride.
She’s not hot but she’ll do in a pinch.
A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.
I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.
There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.
I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
My ex is a pinche pinochio, shes been cheating with all my homies. Her shit is big and loose! Meat curtains are flappin!
Noun. The frame around a vagina created by tight fitting pants or shorts. Not as distinct as camel toe but similar. Considered sexy.
Hey man, those jeans give that chick a nice cooter pinch.
A man who comes into your window at night and “pinches” tiny amounts of marijuana while you’re not looking.
“Dude, hide your weed at night, mr pinch might come through and steal tree”
The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.
If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")