White pitch

A white pitch is a pitch that is white. They are usually the basic white female . The Starbucks user that we all know.

Dang that white pitch just chugged that pumpkin spice latteee

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Pitch a Cabin

Much like pitching a tent, however pictching a cabin is instead using your penis to hold a hardcover book open, thereby creating a cabin.

Guy 1: I pitched a huge tent last night
Guy 2: Pitch a Cabin
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: its way more manly.

Pitch a tent

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Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

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Obama Pitch

An Epic Failure to any physical activity, like the starting pitch Obama made, that was thrown off camera.

Guy 1:"Hmm, I don't think that I've seen anyone fail so badly..."
Guy 2:"Total Obama Pitch..."

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pitch a tent

To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.

whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?

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perfect pitch

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.

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Pitch Bitch

- A musically-inclined female with perfect pitch, who throws diva-esque tantrums when her less gifted bandmates play something out of key. Said female may also be prone to violence against said bandmates during this tantrum.

"Did you hear about Leah, the singer in that band? She was singing and halfway through her set, her guitarist played a chord that was off-key - she stopped singing and stabbed him with a kitchen knife! What a Pitch Bitch!"

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