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The act of "liking" a friend's status on Facebook because no one else has liked their status.
Sounds like the perfect time for a pity-like.
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When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.
I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.
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When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.
Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!
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A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon
"He's getting the pity poon again"
The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule
“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”
1: Diluke
2: Some who steals your pity in Genshin Impact
Bob Is A Pity Stealer!
When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"