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Porno Modus

Noun: The purpose of private browsing is to put <insert your browser> into a temporary state where no information about the user's browsing session is stored locally. Firefox currently handles the user's privacy with a feature in preferences to clear all private data. This feature forces the user to choose between having privacy (even if only momentary), and other useful features like browsing history, and saved passwords. Users should be able to go "off the record", they shouldn't have to shoot the reporter.

Fred: I got fired!
Bob: Why.
Fred: Surfing the net.
Bob: Should have had porno modus turned on dude!

by Dig"IT"al_Ninja June 9, 2009

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Newsfeed Porno

Newsfeed porno is when Facebook hackers hack people and post pictures of porn (mostly of teenagers). A lot of the pictures are photoshopped too.

Jasel: Hey bro, I was eating noodles while on Facebook when a Newsfeed Porno pic of Justin Bieber popped up.. totally just lost my appetite.
Poosh: Oh yeah I saw that one, I guess thats way worse than the Newsfeed Porno of that gymnast with the huge ass.

by sabear pats November 15, 2011

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Porno Helicopter

This helicopter is piloted by two people who fly around the world to different schools teaching the children the world of pornography and magazines.

playboy and playgirl

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

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Porno Huddle

To get in with yo' crew, yo' clique, and get in a big huddle. Then chant 'Porno Huddle, Porno Huddle, Porn, porn, PORNO HUDDLE.'

This is becoming popular in many British schools.

Comonly known as a porno or that thing the weirdo's do.

Has nothing to do with porn.

Hey, crew, wanna porno?
Porno huddle, Porno huddle, porn, porn, PORNO HUDDLE.

by Loori April 28, 2006

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chief box-a-porno

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.

Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

by Pete Negwaski! October 5, 2017


Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013


Harry Potter Porno

Childrens novel? Replace the word wand with whatever you want and whoolaa' it becomes a porno!

Classic! and fun for all the family!

"A white jet of light emitted from Harry's wand"

Only in a Harry Potter Porno!

by fishpish June 5, 2007

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