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A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.
Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"
Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"
Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
A place in Western PA, just outside Wampum
as a kid i once lived in Possum Hollow
A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell
Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.
That smells like a keylime possum.
A term for having sex
He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.
The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.
Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"
Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"
Dipping your balls in a sock filled with hot soup
Fuck I just had a nasty possum dip
A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead
"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"
"Yep"