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When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done
Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel
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bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle
you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget
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when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.
That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.
When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."
When you have a brother with Tourette’s
Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel
When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...
The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.