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cuddle puddle

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

by ndizz February 19, 2014

52๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck puddle

When a male cums and it leaves a puddle.

Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?

Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.

by Battle #1 December 2, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss Puddle

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puddle jumping

Taking short flights by airplane.

I spent last month puddle jumping between New York and Boston.

by trapclap February 8, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


puddle jumping

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

by shatteredice18 August 5, 2015

28๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tongue Puddle

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puddle Cheater

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%

I can not help you. You are a puddle cheater who cares for drugs and women with a love pipe.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž