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A so called "rapper" that is famous for simply mumbling into a microphone about drugs and fucking hoes. He has an iq of bloody Patrick from spongebob. Literally, he has no talent. Says he's a harvard dropout when he can't even fucking spell it.
Guy 1: Hey have you head lil pumps new hit!? It's fire broooooo
Guy 2: I don't care ya dickhead
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Simultaneously masturbating your male partner with one hand, and inserting fingers from another hand in his arse.
Sarah asked Dave if he wanted to try a new position: the bicycle pump. he said "hell yea!"
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Going to the gym before a party and only lifting weights with your tricepts, bicepts, and other very noticeable muscles depending on what you'll be wearing so you look stronger and more appealing to the ladies than you are. Usually, muscles targeted during a weight lifting session are more swole than they normally are for a few hours.
Damn, Klem, youre looking pretty scrawny today. Lets go to the gym and do a party pump so we can score some slutty women.
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Lifting weights with music. People usually do this to shape up their bodies. And also its the fastest and the most enjoyable way to lose weight.
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to masturbate furiously without consideration of where or when
Martha: ED! I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUMPING OFF!
Ed: You can stay, but I'm finishing this.
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1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.
2) Arnold movie about the first definition.
"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."
"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"
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The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*