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The plea occasionally comes from a pain in the ass office worker who is clueless and wants help desperately. He does not have a quick question. He usually requires a quick answer that is not easily given. He gives the appearance of knowing what he is talking about but needs a tutorial on how to load a stapler. This guy (sorry men: this stupid question normally does not come from a woman) is not long for the company if he asks this kind of shit all the time. The worst offenders will use "air quotes" when asking a "quick question."
Hey dude, can I ask you a "quick question" about the sales meeting this afternoon?
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1. A quick masturbation session, or quick sex. Or a statement that one is busy, but only for a short period of time. Can also be used to refer to a third party's where-abouts in a joking manner.
"Got caught having a quick biff this morning"
"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."
"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."
"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"
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Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.
A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.
"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."
"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."
"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."
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The convenience store made famous in the Jersey trilogy of films by Kevin Smith. It is the hang out of Jay and Silent Bob and work place of Dante. Next door to the Quick Stop is RST Video where Randal works. It is actually in Leonardo and not Red Bank, which is what many people think.
Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.
Randal: Thirty-seven.
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when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. this usually results in regret because 20 minutes later you have the urge to poop again.
guy 1: o man i have to shit again
guy 2: didnt you just poop?
guy1: yea but it was just a quick shit cause i had to get this meeting.
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take pictures to show liars you ain’t lying
you didn’t have to take a quick pic to show me i believe you
Immediate, no nonsense blowjob/oral sex (request/given).
Don't 'spose there's any chance of a quick nosh going (is there)?