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While having sex and nearing an orgasm, you make your partner leave the room, finish yourself off and scream "Hi Ho Silver! Away!"
I made a plate of Pizza Rolls after I pulled the Lone Ranger on my girl last night.
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Hardcore, super duper, paratroopers.
Upon graduation of Ranger School, the soldier is awarded a tan beret and the coveted ranger tab to signify his being an elite.
Army Rangers Farewell Greeting
Ranger: "Rangers lead the way, sir."
Officer: "All the way.
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The act of stabbing someone in the gut. Typically with a sword but any sharp object will do.
Jason: Did you hear what Ricky did? He stabbed his roommate in the gut.
Tommy: Damn!
Jason: Yeah. Guy bled out. He's dead.
Tommy: Damn. He red rangered his ass.
OtakuJuan: You know what I like about the red ranger from Liveman, Yusuke Amamiya?
WeeabooTu: What?
OtakuJuan: In the final battle against the boss, he didn't engage in a long and drawn out fight. He just simply stabbed the boss in the gut with his sword.
OtakuTu: Trollololol! He's the best red senshi evar!
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The medical term used for a predominantly albino homosexual who enjoys ramming small jewish boys in the rectum.
wow i thought i was being attacked by a swarm of bees, but to my utmost satisfaction it was only a starfish ranger
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a good tv series in which a bunch of teenagers fight evil. Kimberly, Jason, Zack, Trini, Billy, and Tommy, led by Zordon and Alpha the robot. Several movies were made from it, and new spinoff series with the same titles and increasingly gayer characters also spawned. Was good until after Lost Galaxy. Lightspeed rescue killed the series for good. the reason for this is probably that Japanese producers noticed that kids like gayer and gayer things as time went on. We were probably screaming "WE LIKE DUMB!" or something. Also, Tommy and Kimberly had a thing for each other... heheh
Tommy: Its' Morphing Time!!!
Timmy the narrator: Little does Tommy know that in about 7 years, all the bad guys he fought and the work that he did would be for naught, due to the Power Rangers series becoming intellectually void shit.
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A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.
Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!
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