rape

A white alien from the Pegasus Galaxy, it evolved from a thick skinned tick like creature. It feeds on the very life of creatures (mostly humans) and travels through the StarHole in flying little planes called darts

Major Sheppered and Foryd blew up two darts with machina guns

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When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

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Why abortion exists.

"I need to go get an abortion"

"Why?"

"I GOT RAPED DUMB ASS"

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when some surprises another person with sex

bob is walking down the street and jack grabs him and throws him into the alley way.Then procedes to rape bob, and when jack is done he says to bob,"suprise....it's sex.

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To be taken advantage of, other than sex.

I went to the car lot solo and got raped! if i woulda went wit my dad like dey told me i prolly wud have paid way less!

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In order for you to be raped, first you must be put against someone insanely God-like at the game. He will annihilate you in such an unbelieveable fashion you have never seen before and you will beg for mercy as his balls are lowered into your throat and you suck. Such as RENEGADEJESUS3's situation against me, An7i HeRo.

RENEGADEJESUS3: WTF WAS THAT! I SHOT U LIKE 1000 TIMES! HOWD U BEAT ME?
An7i HeRo: Easy. First u shot 3 clips at me. I dodged every single shot, and came behind u and snapped your neck(with my eyes closed of course). Then as you lay there dying, I unzipped my fly, pulled down my trousers and performed what is known as a tea bag. Im sure u know about it.
RENEGADEJESUS3: wow. Im must say i got uber raped. how are u so 1337?
An7i HeRo: well when i practice fucking owning noobs like you, i get better. Now im God-like
RENEGADEJESUS3: wow, nice playin with u man. i sure suck fucking cock at halo 2.
An7i HeRo: yea, ya do. later cumguzzler!NOOB

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a way of showing someone your love for them is raping them

i love her so i raped her :D <3

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