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The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"
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A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already
When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.
Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"
How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.
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the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
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A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.
Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
a bullshit website that questions your faith in humanity
i-ready is shit