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a place where all the asian people hang
wanna come down to the rice field to pick up some cha siew bao?
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Rice Patroling is something that only Domestic Car owners can do. Though cars such as the Camaro and Corvette do it best, Mustangs are also permitted to participate in rice patroling. It involves the owner of the muscle car or other domestic automobile driving to his or her destination and shutting down every ricer he sees by 1) Revving at the ricer who gives no response 2) Tapping the roof of his or her car when a ricer is around 3) Plain talking shit to the ricer at a stop light (this includes giving the ricer the bird) or 4) Stomping the ricer in a race to the point where the ricer simply stops racing or pulls a U-Turn in order to avoid the humiliation of being beaten so badly. Rice Patrol can be done on your way to the grocery store or just carried out when you feel like racing. It can be done at any time, but can only be carried out by cars respectable enough to do it. Stock V6 domestics are not allowed to conduct Rice Patrol unless it is on a ricer of lesser value. Who buys a V6 muscle car anyways? Get real.
There's a group of Hondas up there at the Wal-Mart parking lot; looks like it's time for some Rice Patrol.
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A talented gothic romance novelist. Likely most famous for her lovely series 'The Vampire Chronicles', a vampire series centred around the colorful (and arguably rather fruity) character Lestat de Lioncourt.
Unfortunately, she hates her fans. Anne Rice is the terrorist of fanfiction; she has taken legal actions against Vampire Chronicles fanfiction writers simply because she doesn't like what the fanbase does to her characters. Of course, this opinion extends beyond fanfiction. The woman simply does not care what you think. She will write and do as she wishes, because being a famous writer gives her privileges beyond those of mortal humans. This apparently includes cyberstalking and cyberbullying teenagers.
Do you love Anne Rice? Good for you! But guess what? She hates you.
Anne Rice wishes you to know: "I do not allow fan fiction. The characters are copyrighted. It upsets me terribly to even think about fan fiction with my characters. I advise my readers to write your own original stories with your own characters. It is absolutely essential that you respect my wishes."
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A phrase similar to cool beans, this phrase can be used to show how ballsing cool something is.
"Dude, I just found out I can use my penis on a touchscreen! "
"Dudeeee, that's top rice! "
The opposite of ricer.
Someone who refuses to put a fart pipe, clear tail lights, shopping cart spoilers or oversized rims with rubber bands for tires on his/her vehicle.
A vehicle without said options.
That guy just laughed at my chrome tailpipe and stickers, he must be anti-riced.
That old car is so clean and original it's anti-riced.
A description of the Onions used in Big-Mac Burgers from McDonalds, for their small and white appearance.
Girl: I'd been eating Big-Macs for years before i realised these were Onions
Guy: Thats why i call them Rice Onions.
A nonracist word that sounds racist to stupid people. Used mostly to figure out how stupid people are when it comes to racism.
At the wedding they had additional rice chuckers waiting outside for the bride and groom.