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A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.
Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.
like Russian but instead of the gun you get a bowl of condoms and one has a whole in it, and instead of dying you have to pay child support
Tyrone- “Hey Marshawn why you got a child support bill in the mail”
Marshawn- “Lost a game of Nigger Roulette in 2008”
The act of cumming in another dude's urethra and having him have sex with a chick and ejaculating your cum and his cum into the woman to see who's semen will get her pregnant.
My buddy Josh played Nutt Roulette the other night with Cody to see who would get Veronica pregnant.
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Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom
2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.
Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!
Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.