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When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.
Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.
When a Jedi gets his girl off using only the Force. Not a Force power used by the Sith.
Luke: Remember that time on Hoth when I got Leia off?
Han: Dude, she's your sister!!
Luke: It's okay, I never touched her! I used the Force Rub.
When she massages your cock and balls and has extremely long, manicures fingernails.
I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
To vigorously rub a vagina of a passed out female for give or take 1 minute. Your one free hand should be waving up in the air like it just don't care.
Cindy: "My vag hurts today and I don't know why. Last I remember I was passing out in Ross's bed."
Shantae: "Oh damn girl, sounds like you got Ross rubbed!"
The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.
My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"
Similar to the Midas touch except everything turns to Shit rather than gold.
Man that Bubba rub has ruined multiple lawyer careers and radio stations
Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.
A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.
Hey guys, are you really completing brake pad project or are you just rubbing helmets?