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a way to say that you are a pimp. Also can be used when asked the question: "Is it Idaho or Udaho?"
"Is it Idaho or Udaho?"
"Idaho runner (I-da-ho runner)."
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Indian or Native known for running on dirt. Dirty Feet.
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A g-runner is what occurs when you want to get rid of a girl. this is the method of lying to pick her up, then having sexual relations with her followed by leaving and lying to why you can't see her again.
Usually the lying to get away involves a family member dying
TO GIRL:Hi yeah i really like you but.....i need some time alone as my dad has died...... ...
TO FRIEND AFTER: Yo bro i totally did a g-runner on this girl....
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1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.
2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.
" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."
2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
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People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.
The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .
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The person or competitor who fails to come first but instead comes second. This person or competitor is also the the first person to lose to the winner. This person or competitor is the person or competitor who is made fun of only slightly less than the person or competitor who comes in last. This person or competitor is not as good at life than the person in first place, the winner.
"Don't worry Stephen, we'll still love you even if you're the runner-up in the poster competition"
Girl one: "Oooh, who's that guy?" Girl two: "Oh, he is the runner-up..." Girl one: "Ew, he's so dirty" Girl two: "But that guy, he is the winner" Girl one: "Ohh la laaa"
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(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
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