The Country Saddle aka "Cuntry Saddle", refers to the male presence of BOTH a "Happy Trail" aka "Treasure Trail" (pubic hair extending to the navel) AND a "Bunny Tail" (pubic hair from the buttocks extending to the lower back).
I went to Nancy's party last weekend, and her older brother was there, and he got totally wasted...and then he pulled down his pants, and showed off his country saddle... among other things...giggle giggle.
mmmm mmmm mmmmh.
Joyce told him that his country saddle was nasty and that he should get it waxed, but I thought it looked really sexy on him.
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Saddle banking is the act of having a man/woman sit on your dick and spin around.
Sally and I were saddle banking all night long, we used an entire bottle of lube.
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A cowboyish way to ask a woman to prepare for sex.
I told Marylou to get back in the camper and saddle her up!
School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids
Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.
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While hittin' it from the back, subtly plop the hand onto the lower back/upper right butt cheek. As you are reaming her fuck tunnel, slowly insert your thumb into her butthole. Make an inward to outward motion until you are knuckle deep and massage.
CT: "I just executed the CT side saddle."
?: "Knuckle deep?!"
CT: "Knuckle deep!"
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a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.
"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"
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When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
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