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a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute
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An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.
Brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last Sunday.
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Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.
"Dude, put your kicks back on, you got some nasty salmon snatchers!"
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1. A small city in Idaho, 'the best of what is rural America,' according to the website, where people play ice-hockey, go white water rafting and marvel at bronze statues.
2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.
1. Salmon City blows, let's go buy some goon.
2. Yuck! This shit tastes like a salmon sandwich.
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A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.
Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
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When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.
Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon
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The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
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