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scam-a-lama-ding-dong

Some radio personality named "Magic Matt" Alan famously used this term. Apparently it refers to a scam of the highest order, a far-reaching con, like global warming.

"You know, it is a big scam-a-lama-ding-dong, it doesn't freakin' exist!" -- "Magic Matt"

by wbeaumo March 7, 2008

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I Just Got Scammed

A super shit song that people like

Intro
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do

Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

by FluencyXYZ May 17, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


scam-a-lama-ding-dong

A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.

A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.

by Scandalista December 6, 2006

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


2 girls 1 cup scam

You've all been taken in by an elaborate scam. The clue is in the dump, which just isn't authentic. It's probably a mixture of coffe cream cake filling and crunchy peanut butter. She's cleaned out her bowels first before introducing it, and because it is in such quantity, and is an alien product, her rectum is desperate to be rid of it. That is why she has no control over its ejection and it comes out so rapidly. The only kind of real dump that would expel so rapidly would be diarrhoea which would be a lot more fluid.
Re the puking - provided they regurgitate it immediately after swallowing it wouldn't contain any gastric juices, and would just about be palatable to the other girl, but all three times most of it misses the other girl's mouth and goes down her front anyway. Remember they could have many attempts at this before editing.
Other scams are the guy jizzing half a gallon onto a girls face (done with a tube held under his dick, to produce yoghurt or similar) and the guy still alive after being cut in half by a train. He is so obviously positioned between the sleepers where the ballast has been removed to accomodate his legs. If it had been true the push bars in front of the wheels would have rolled him and made it very messy.

2 girls 1 cup scam. Don't be so ready to believe what you see on the internet.

by Mexican Pete January 24, 2012

182πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder β€” A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to β€œprove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.

Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?

by Jim O'Hara - Exam Help Expert August 3, 2022

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.

It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


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Another word for fuck bois

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by HyperSilver69 April 8, 2021

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž