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A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.
I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.
Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.
Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.
Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly
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1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.
alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
The name given to a person who takes a scooter to a skate park. In the same context that fruit booter and wood pusher are used to describe skaters and skateboarders, respectively, calling someone scooter curious suggests the possibility of that person having homosexual tendencies.
Steve: "Hey man why didn't you go to the game with us last night?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"
A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.
"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"