Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
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dirty ass school in a shitty town where the most interesting thing thatβs happened is the history teacher fucking the librarian. none of the students have any personality and their sense of humor is so mf cringey pls stay away
βthat bitch is so unfunny and annoying, she must go to scotch plains fanwood highschoolβ
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When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit
A:How'r u doin
B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder
a high school located in scotch plains, new jersey. it is full of lots of hoes and fake people and it's the type of school where everyone knows everything about everybody because things spread fast.
Woah look at what she's wearing, she must go to Scotch Plains Fanwood High School.
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That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.
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A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
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A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?
Other person: I have! Itβs very nice!