When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.
My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.
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Seattle Preparatory School, popularly known as Seattle Prep, is a Private Jesuit high school located on the north slope of Capitol Hill. It is operated independent of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Seattle. Until 1974, it only admitted boys. The school regularly sends about 75% of its students to Ivy League schools each year and many other students get accepted at 'highly-selective' universities. In addition, its acceptance rate is 25%. In 2007, out of 700 applicants, it accepted 170. The school incorporates the Jesuit motto of "Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam" which means, literally, "For the Greater Glory of God." The school's mascot is the Panther. Seattle Prep's long history, excellent academics, and strong athletics are all very well regarded. It is known to be one of the best private college-prep schools in the northwest.
SEATTLE PREP KICKS YOUR SCHOOLS ASS
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When a guy puts on a fireman's helmet and begins jerking off while a girl eats his ass. When he is about to come he takes off the helmet cums in it, then puts it on the girls head and slaps across the titties with his dick while making lightsaber sounds.
"Damn that girl was such a freak, she just demanded i serve her with a seattle stormtrooper."
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When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.
BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!
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When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that youβre gay to get them off your back.
βRyan you still going out with that girl?β
βNah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.β
The act of deficating in ones mouth and then proceeding to fuck their mouth
Anyone up for a seattle snicker tonight