that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting
i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.
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Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game
Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing
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When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?
HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
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A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.
Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."
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The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.
My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!
A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.
Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.