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flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

18πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 25, 2006

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


seed bag

a term quite commonly used to refer to anyone slightly creepy, namely old men, though male youth may also fall under this category.

omg, he is such a seed bag!

by squinty123 March 13, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Seed Cribs

A seed crib is when you plant your baby seeds or any seed into a container. Aka a baby crib.

The seed cribs are ready for some awesome flowers to be planted!

by AngiesAwesome April 7, 2019


Seed Silo

Man inseminates an anal port of entry, temporarily storing his seed.

I’m going to be your seed silo tonight by the end of our date!

by Jetjetjock1 December 30, 2021


The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc

Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet

by BallsasaurusFlex December 7, 2017


Trolling for seed

A hoe looking to get dicked

Sarah is thirsty. She’s trolling for seed

by HalsteadHoe October 22, 2017