One of the craziest bands you will ever hear. The Acid rock od Rockabilly.
Person 1:Legendary Shack Shakers are a very cool band
Person 2:yes im on acid
The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'
1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.
Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.
Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
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Gay niggas that suck dick nโ lick toes
Shaker High school is the school of homosexuals
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This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
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A school next to Shaker high school where teachers look down girls shirts and kids hang threaten to end their lives.
โIโm gonna kill my selfโ โWoah woah you belong in Shaker Jr Highโ
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Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
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