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Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.
Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.
The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.
Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!
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What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)
I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.
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A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
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a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.
Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"
"Man I think I just sharted!"
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The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.
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To emit gas and #### at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly
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