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A release of fecal material that is more than a skid-mark, but less than shitting your pants.
Dude, I can see cracks in it. That ain't a skid-mark, that's a shart.
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Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.
"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"
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1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
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when a dude / dudette shits and farts at the sametime Shit + Fart = shart
dude i just sharted in my trousers...
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an unexpected burst of shit while farting
i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"
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When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.
Denise: What's that smell?
Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.
Denise: Eh?
Polly: You know, I sharted.
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To accidentally "shit yourself" when you fart.
Sorry man..... i think i Sharted myself.
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