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to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.
i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed
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The human chin, esp. in reference to fellatio or tea bagging.
Jay Leno has quite a large ball shelf.
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Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
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High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
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When a girl got a bodonkadonk adonk big enough to put a book on it. Hence, the booty becomes a shelf and can last a lifetime
Adia's booty just keeps on growing. She got that shelf life. Good for the bedroom boom.
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In hockey, the top area of the net.
Cloutier dived for a pad save but Calgary scored on the top shelf.
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When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.
"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".
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