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1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
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What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...
After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"
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Highest seniority of fuck mountain.
Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
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1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)
1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..
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What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.
Teacher: You have a test tommorow!
Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!
A derogatory term that is commonly used to describe the intensity of a given situation.
It can also be used as a unit of measurement for actual physical objects or a persons involvement in a situation.
Can also be used to describe any form of narcotic.
Boys, c'mon, he's done fuck shit.
Or...
Shit has indeed hit the fan... Get in the fuck shit zone!
Or....
You've done fuck shit wrong.
Or...
I don't give a fuck shit.
And...
This fush fillet is fuck shit.
Or...
My man snoop be on lotta fuck shit man, but he be ck.
And ofc...
This thing weighs a fuck shit.
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when you get frustrated and cant find the right words.
- dies in call of duty- SHIT BITCH FUCK CUNT!
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