shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

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Pawn Shop

A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.

I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!

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brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.

"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"

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candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

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daddy shopping

Dating when pregnant in hopes of finding a guy who will help you raise your kid after the loser who impregnated you got kicked to the curb. Not exactly wrong, but definitely asking for a lot of frustration.

I liked her, but I was afraid she was daddy shopping. I just couldn't deal with that.

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beer shopping

When you have aquired a lot more stuff after a night out drinking, and you don't know how you got it. Similar to beer scooter.

"Where did this jacket come from Roy?"

"Beer shopping."

"Oh!"

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candy shop

A place where women are respected, put on display, and treated like human beings and not sex objects pouring chocolate all over each other..aww who the hell am I kidding, thanks to 50 Cent, a "candy shop" is basically a place where girls like me are painted up like streetwalking whores, make out with other girls, and degrade ourselves all the while shaking our asses in 50 Cent's face and happily sucking on his "lollypop". And umm, "LET" us lick the lollypop?? As if sucking your crusty ass d*ck is a favor. By the way, Im not a 50 Cent-hater, I used to love your music..when it was actually good. PAYCE =D

50 Cent: "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollypop. Go 'head girl dont you stop. Keep goin' 'till you hit the spot WOAHHHHH"

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