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An ogre of whom was the main character of "Shrek". Commonly referred as a savior.
Hail Shrek!
an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
“oh wow shrek you have big feet”
What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.
The definition of a fucking daddy😍🤤
Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.
Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.
I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek
a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.
donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass