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April 2nd National shroom day !!!! A day for the world to open their eyes #namaste
I’m about to be woke on national shroom day!
Made by a delinquent named Neon
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.
No he’s not
dick that just pongs of musty fungus
Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick
He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°
(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature
“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*
shroom is a person in bramley who will smoke anything you roll, and also does stupid shit.
“I just saw shroom roll a joint”
‘What was in it?’
“Your grandma Lynda’s ashes”
used to refer to a mushroom people used to get high on in the 70s
Person 1: "you got any shroom on you??"
Person 2: "for 20$ i do"
Person 1: "anything for the shroom...."