when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.
"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"
A person that’s addicted to poisonous mushrooms because they make them feel high
Jerold is a mad Shroom Geeker.
when you bust a really big one
"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."
Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.
bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"
1. A plant from modded Plants vs. Zombies or on Plants vs. Bloons which shoots bubbly spores at Zombies/Bloons, with high damage with low ATK speed (PvZ) or low damage with very fast ATK speed (PvB).
2. (Slang) A talkative person.
"Bubble-shrooms are pretty strong because the Tier 5 Puff-shroom called Nightcap can spawn those every 10 attacks."
"Stop being a bubble-shroom or else you'll get a punishment!"
Made by a delinquent named Neon
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.
No he’s not
dick that just pongs of musty fungus
Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick
He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°
(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms