Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

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Simon

Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.

"Oh look. It's Simon." yay.

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Simon

Hey my name is Simon my best friends are Melker and Joel i like to play soccer and floorball

Simon is an sexy guy

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Simon

Kid who spends Moms credit card on V bucks

Simon is yes

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Simon

The guy who sucks off crosswords for you

Simon, can you finish off my crossword?
Simon- absolutely! I will semon it off for you!

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Simone

Simone is a very cool girl she has a lot of talent!

Simone is very simone ie

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Simoning

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

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