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The guy who sucks off crosswords for you
Simon, can you finish off my crossword?
Simon- absolutely! I will semon it off for you!
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1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.
1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”
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Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.
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Hey my name is Simon my best friends are Melker and Joel i like to play soccer and floorball
Simon is an sexy guy
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Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner
He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
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