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14 year old ho that has major issues and needs to find a new, less damaging hobby while in middle school.
a myspace site model is your little sister when she's taking pix in the bathroom and youre knocking and you just see the flashes from under the door. then you wonder "which uncle was it?"
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1) Slang for a cool, awesome, funny, partying guy.
Me: I am soo drunk!
Friend: Hey, you're a Joey 2 Sites!
Me: Fo sho!
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The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.
John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.
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Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
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A website of extremely poor quality. Usually maintained by self-absorbed fuckwits with delusions of grandeur.
I've just visited the FFVII Citadel. What a shit internet site that is.
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A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes
"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"
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